
The above explains it all.
*glances down* Well hello there, Mister Schuester. So do you carry the snakes on you, now?
*smirks* Sadly I don’t.
How are we today, Ms Holliday? *teases with a lopsided smile*
Mhm, I see. Don’t suppose that…
Well, instead of you getting drunk out your mind, how about I take you to that restaurant down the street? I haven’t really been seeing you around much, I miss you. *smiles, meaning he’d really missed her alot*

*glances down* Well hello there, Mister Schuester. So do you carry the snakes on you, now?
*smirks* Sadly I don’t.
How are we today, Ms Holliday? *teases with a lopsided smile*
Mhm, I see. Don’t suppose that would have been very nice to the snakes if you did, and oh, you know me. Same old same old.
You?
I’m good, works driving me a little crazy, but you know, it kinda does that…

What are you doing next Saturday night?
Hey Mike!
I’m awesome. Thanks for asking. How are you?
I am doing well. I have thought that the more I talk to people, the more my English should improve! Also…might I ask what an ‘orgy’ is. David used the word but I do not know what it could mean.
Yeah, you’ll pick up eventually. *smiles*

Uhhh, an orgy? It’s basically when a whole bunch of people try a load of different… intricacies at the same time. Wouldn’t really suggest it though.
It’s really nice to meet you all.
Hello Mr. Will!
My name is Mike Chang. I joined McKinley here from China. How are you?
Hey Mike!

I’m awesome. Thanks for asking. How are you?

How us snake charmers get paid ;)